A working hypothesis

What if we’rethe footnote?

Philosophy, thought experiments, and other ways
of making a perfectly normal day weird.

Collected thoughts

I brought a wheelbarrow of facts to buy one sensible decision. The cashier asked whether I had anything relevant.

A form asks me to justify my species. Apparently “my parents” is not the kind of answer it wants.

I support personal freedom right up until one of my cells starts taking it seriously.

An undiscovered particle keeps your headache yours. Switching it off creates a problem with the laboratory’s headcount.

Suppose we finally discover why we exist, and the answer is “a slightly nutty finish.”

The person
behind the parentheses

Aslak Tjølsen.
A biologist with a few
unreasonable questions.